16. 04. 2014
drunk me

Blacked out Kim has Moves

A couple weeks ago, I had one of those long days of drinking. (Hey, it happens.) My day started early and terribly. A girl I had been seeing and genuinely liked quite a...

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27. 03. 2014
Kim Wetter looking out a window

The “Real” Kim Wetter

I recently stumbled across an article asking if most bloggers are liars. Let’s be honest, a blog is a totally dishonest way for people to get to know you. I have completely control over what you...

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13. 03. 2014
The Fault in Our Stars book cover

A Big Fat Cry about Love and Life

While on vacation, I read a book called The Fault in Our Stars. The book is about teenagers with cancer and it ponders many questions of human existence. Of all these existential struggles,...

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22. 01. 2014
Toilet paper pull

Toilet Paper Etiquette – My Biggest Pet Peeve

Here’s the thing, everyone has some weird pet peeve. I honestly don’t think it’s that weird that mine happens to be about toilet paper. I don’t get irrationally angry and start yelling at...

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08. 01. 2014
Robyn humping the floor

2013 Year in Review

I know it’s a little late and that I haven’t written anything in a really long time but I’ve been reflecting on last year and wanted to write out a few thoughts. Which...

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04. 12. 2013
big lebowski farting

10 Simple Ways You Know You’re Single

I decided that I would try a little something different today. Instead of writing a story about my epic dating failures, I figured I’d write a list. So here it is: 10 simple...

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19. 11. 2013
hard pass pitch perfect

I Almost Hooked up with a Homeless Girl

Saturday was another one of those days where I had bottomless mimosas in the morning and then went to the zoo with more champagne in the afternoon. We followed that up with the...

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08. 11. 2013
enoch

You’re Never too Old for a New Friend

I was on a date earlier this week and for some reason we started talking about lost friendships. I realized then, as I was talking to her, that I lost three friendships in...

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24. 10. 2013
huge mistake

Epic Date Failure

So, I’ve told some stories about how I got stood up or how I accidentally scheduled a date with a mute girl without realizing it or how I hit on three girls in two...

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09. 10. 2013
Because we love our whole state

Washington State Can do Way Better than Washington DC

If you’re like me, you’re completely disheartened by the government shutdown. We’re told that this is the greatest country in the world and a lot of people are quickly realizing that we’re actually...

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