THE ORIGINS OF THE ORIGINS OF WINNING

On December 1, 2011 by Kim Wetter
My Sweet Back Burn

Hurts so Good

Seeing as this is my first post ever, let me work out the conversation that you, the reader, and I would have if we ever met.

 

You: What is this?

Me: This is my blog.

You: What’s it about?

Me: Me, mostly, but you will probably hear a lot about Harry Potter, Kelly Clarkson, Titanic, and all things Jordana Brewster.

You: Why would I want to read that?

Me: I don’t know. Why’d you come to my blog in the first place?

You: I heard you tell some ridiculous stories.

Me: Yes, I do. This shit happens.

You: What shit?

Me: I guess you’ll have to stick around and find out.

 

I’m sure 90% of my stories are too inappropriate (for the people involved) to go online but I’ll find a way to work that out. So there you have it. I’m a self-obsessed 25 year old from Seattle who’s about to rock your world. Prepare.

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