18. 09. 2014

Just Kidding, Blacked Out Kim Has No Moves

This post starts out much like any other. It was a Friday night and my friend was in town visiting from SF. I arranged a happy hour right after work so we could...

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09. 07. 2014

One Night Stand

I’ve never really had a one night stand before.¬†I had been dating a girl for a month and as soon as we slept together, I got dumped. And there was that time I...

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30. 06. 2014

Pride 2014

I’ll be honest and say that I totally failed at Pride this year. It’s my favorite holiday of the year but I partied a bit too hard before the actual Parade and therefore...

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20. 06. 2014

What to do When You’ve Ripped your Jeans

Sometimes, ladies and gentlemen, you find yourself post power hour, post Storm game, post Jager bombs at Neighbors Nightclub on a Thursday night. It happens people! Probably not so much to you, but...

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04. 06. 2014

Lesbian Blue Balls

I have a lot of dating mishaps. I think I do a fairly good job of never talking down about the other girl. At least I try. I think it’s really easy to...

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27. 05. 2014

Sasquatch 2014

Most Girls dancing at Sasquatch   Me Dancing at Sasquatch         Normal¬†Campsites Our Sasquatch Campsite     Overall, the trip was amazing. Good friends, good music and good fun. Totally...

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16. 04. 2014
drunk me

Blacked out Kim has Moves

A couple weeks ago, I had one of those long days of drinking. (Hey, it happens.) My day started early and terribly. A girl I had been seeing and genuinely liked quite a...

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04. 12. 2013
big lebowski farting

10 Simple Ways You Know You’re Single

I decided that I would try a little something different today. Instead of writing a story about my epic dating failures, I figured I’d write a list. So here it is: 10 simple...

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19. 11. 2013
hard pass pitch perfect

I Almost Hooked up with a Homeless Girl

Saturday was another one of those days where I had bottomless mimosas in the morning and then went to the zoo with more champagne in the afternoon. We followed that up with the...

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02. 10. 2013

Drunk, Wet, and no Kelly Clarkson

Wetter was not better in this particular situation. I haven’t been this sad or disappointed in quite a while. Let me explain. As many of you know, I’m obsessed with Kelly Clarkson. She’s...

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