26. 09. 2013
Freshmen year Kim Wetter

Freshman Year of College Me: The Make Out Slut

We recently had a “College” themed party where we asked everyone to show up looking as they would have looked freshman year of college. The whole party was full of nostalgia and got...

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28. 08. 2013

Blacking Out in New York City

My friend Derek did a guest post about a year back about his visit to New York. At the time, I promised that I would eventually share my own story, as it has...

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08. 08. 2013

My Uber Christian Ex-Boyfriend

Writing that post about how I’m a competitive asshole reminded me of my uber Christian ex-boyfriend. We dated on and off in the 8th and 9th grade for about a year, making him...

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30. 07. 2013
The Deathly Hallows

I’m a Competitive Asshole

Anyone who has ever played Beirut with me knows that I talk a lot of shit. The basic concept is that I’m awesome and you’re crap. It’s pretty simple and evidently, quite irritating....

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30. 07. 2013
all day drinking

Being Friends with the Bartender is Harder than You’d Think

Two Saturdays ago started completely normal. I woke up and had a daiquiri at a Mexican restaurant and then immediately went wine tasting in Woodinville. Totally normal. Clearly, my day was off to...

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09. 07. 2013

Three Strikes and I’m Out

Yesterday, I posted a “Wordless Wednesday” photo from this last Saturday. As some of you might have guessed, it’s pretty clear I was striking out hard with a girl I was hitting on...

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09. 07. 2013

Wordless Wednesday: Weekend Photo

I’m at a marketing conference this week called MozCon (which I also attended last year and swiftly offended the head of the company behind it by writing this) and although I swear I’m...

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20. 06. 2013
punch bowl of booze

Free UberX Week =’s Adventures

For those of you that don’t know, there is this service called Uber. Initially, it started out as a black car service. You download the Uber app, request pickup, a cab arrives and...

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19. 06. 2013
massive mango

Mexico or that Time I Scared the Closeted Girl

I haven’t updated in a while so just imagine this as a couple of posts all in one (also known as: it’s really long). As some of you know, I went to Mexico...

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14. 05. 2013
The Thirst Games Poster

The Thirst Games

Hold onto your butts ladies and gentlemen because this will be a long blog post! One day, Groupon posted a deal for an “Eco-Friendly Party Bus.” It was a really good deal, so...

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