27. 05. 2014

Sasquatch 2014

Most Girls dancing at Sasquatch   Me Dancing at Sasquatch         Normal┬áCampsites Our Sasquatch Campsite     Overall, the trip was amazing. Good friends, good music and good fun. Totally...

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16. 04. 2014
drunk me

Blacked out Kim has Moves

A couple weeks ago, I had one of those long days of drinking. (Hey, it happens.) My day started early and terribly. A girl I had been seeing and genuinely liked quite a...

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04. 12. 2013
big lebowski farting

10 Simple Ways You Know You’re Single

I decided that I would try a little something different today. Instead of writing a story about my epic dating failures, I figured I’d write a list. So here it is: 10 simple...

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19. 11. 2013
hard pass pitch perfect

I Almost Hooked up with a Homeless Girl

Saturday was another one of those days where I had bottomless mimosas in the morning and then went to the zoo with more champagne in the afternoon. We followed that up with the...

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02. 10. 2013

Drunk, Wet, and no Kelly Clarkson

Wetter was not better in this particular situation. I haven’t been this sad or disappointed in quite a while. Let me explain. As many of you know, I’m obsessed with Kelly Clarkson. She’s...

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26. 09. 2013
Freshmen year Kim Wetter

Freshman Year of College Me: The Make Out Slut

We recently had a “College” themed party where we asked everyone to show up looking as they would have looked freshman year of college. The whole party was full of nostalgia and got...

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28. 08. 2013

Blacking Out in New York City

My friend Derek did a guest post about a year back about his visit to New York. At the time, I promised that I would eventually share my own story, as it has...

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08. 08. 2013

My Uber Christian Ex-Boyfriend

Writing that post about how I’m a competitive asshole reminded me of my uber Christian ex-boyfriend. We dated on and off in the 8th and 9th grade for about a year, making him...

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30. 07. 2013
The Deathly Hallows

I’m a Competitive Asshole

Anyone who has ever played Beirut with me knows that I talk a lot of shit. The basic concept is that I’m awesome and you’re crap. It’s pretty simple and evidently, quite irritating....

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30. 07. 2013
all day drinking

Being Friends with the Bartender is Harder than You’d Think

Two Saturdays ago started completely normal. I woke up and had a daiquiri at a Mexican restaurant and then immediately went wine tasting in Woodinville. Totally normal. Clearly, my day was off to...

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