09. 07. 2013

Three Strikes and I’m Out

Yesterday, I posted a “Wordless Wednesday” photo from this last Saturday. As some of you might have guessed, it’s pretty clear I was striking out hard with a girl I was hitting on...

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09. 07. 2013

Wordless Wednesday: Weekend Photo

I’m at a marketing conference this week called MozCon (which I also attended last year and swiftly offended the head of the company behind it by writing this) and although I swear I’m...

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20. 06. 2013
punch bowl of booze

Free UberX Week =’s Adventures

For those of you that don’t know, there is this service called Uber. Initially, it started out as a black car service. You download the Uber app, request pickup, a cab arrives and...

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19. 06. 2013
massive mango

Mexico or that Time I Scared the Closeted Girl

I haven’t updated in a while so just imagine this as a couple of posts all in one (also known as: it’s really long). As some of you know, I went to Mexico...

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14. 05. 2013
The Thirst Games Poster

The Thirst Games

Hold onto your butts ladies and gentlemen because this will be a long blog post! One day, Groupon posted a deal for an “Eco-Friendly Party Bus.” It was a really good deal, so...

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02. 05. 2013
Last Cherry

The Last Cherry Ever

Cherry, for many of you that don’t know, is a lesbian dance party that happens in Seattle once a month. They throw it at an all-cash bar called ReBar and it takes place...

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02. 04. 2013
Snake in the pants

Worst Ways to Wake Up

My insomnia is particularly bad as of late, so I decided to just get up out of bed at 3am and finally write another blog post. A friend suggested a topic to me...

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07. 03. 2013

Oh the Things They Could Say About Me

We all know people talk behind our backs. That’s just a fact of life. People have formed opinions of me and some might be good and some might be bad. I think a...

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05. 02. 2013

Trivia is a Dangerous Game When you Play like This

On Super Bowl Sunday, I turned to the large group of people gathered around and simply asked if anyone would be interested in going to trivia this week. My request was met with...

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24. 01. 2013
hella firebire

Goodbye, Fireball!

Today is a sad day. Today, I am giving up Fireball. What’s Fireball, you might ask? It’s heaven. Pure heaven in liquid alcohol form. Fireball is a cinnamon whiskey craze that has swept...

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