02. 05. 2013
Last Cherry

The Last Cherry Ever

Cherry, for many of you that don’t know, is a lesbian dance party that happens in Seattle once a month. They throw it at an all-cash bar called ReBar and it takes place...

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02. 04. 2013
Snake in the pants

Worst Ways to Wake Up

My insomnia is particularly bad as of late, so I decided to just get up out of bed at 3am and finally write another blog post. A friend suggested a topic to me...

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07. 03. 2013

Oh the Things They Could Say About Me

We all know people talk behind our backs. That’s just a fact of life. People have formed opinions of me and some might be good and some might be bad. I think a...

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05. 02. 2013

Trivia is a Dangerous Game When you Play like This

On Super Bowl Sunday, I turned to the large group of people gathered around and simply asked if anyone would be interested in going to trivia this week. My request was met with...

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24. 01. 2013
hella firebire

Goodbye, Fireball!

Today is a sad day. Today, I am giving up Fireball. What’s Fireball, you might ask? It’s heaven. Pure heaven in liquid alcohol form. Fireball is a cinnamon whiskey craze that has swept...

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17. 01. 2013
Ke$ha pose pre Gaga

My Life is a Party

Some of you read this blog and might be thinking, “Is your life just one big party?” Conversely, some of you might be thinking “No wonder why you’re single” or “God this all...

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03. 01. 2013

Lesbian Lingerie

I have been having some difficulty writing as of late. I’m not a huge fan of the holidays and when I don’t feel chipper, I don’t want to write blog posts. So, I...

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28. 11. 2012

I Scarred my Niece for Life

Every year my dad and sister take my niece to Disney World. A couple years ago, they started inviting me to come along with them. Last year, my niece was seven. Let me...

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27. 11. 2012

The Story of the Mystery Underwear

Someone is going to kill me for writing this down but it’s time for a funny story, don’t you think? I was dating this girl a while back. We weren’t exclusive and we...

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30. 10. 2012

Scientology and my Trip to LA

My senior year of college was sent doing an independent study where I co-wrote, directed, and produced a television pilot with a partner named Ben. We spent hours upon hours upon hours working...

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