19. 03. 2012

What not to Wear

Last night, I had a dream that I was a club promoter in Miami. I wandered the beaches, looking for girls to come to my clubs. This would never, in a million years,...

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14. 03. 2012
teenage mutant ninja turtles hat 1 year ago

Turtles and Rangers and Gay Women

So I went on a date last night (yes, it was great. no, I’m not going to write about it so don’t get your panties in a bunch) and a weird question came...

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12. 03. 2012
pimp cup

Steak and Eggs! Steak and Eggs! Steak and Eggs!

I went to Whistler this weekend. Not to ski or snowboard – don’t be ridiculous. I went to spend two days in a condo with 11 of my closest friends. Now, let’s be...

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01. 03. 2012
My Sweet Back Burn

I’m Visually Obliviously

I’ve started tanning. Not regularly and I don’t look like Snooki but something called “Groupon” convinced me to buy a month’s worth of tanning. Since Eric was off to Belize soon, I figured...

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22. 02. 2012
Kim Wetter Gay as Shit

Online Dating and Failed Lesbianism

I recently decided to start dating again. And by dating, I mean the foreign and elusive concept of dating. I do not mean a relationship because that is waaaaaay down the line for...

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21. 02. 2012
Kim Wetter in a little black dress

Viva Las Vegas

I’ve been to Vegas 4 times now and I should stress my golden rule: never stay more than two nights. Vegas is a marathon, not a sprint and most reasonable human beings (yes,...

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12. 02. 2012
me and larry in vegas

Las Vegas Larry

Since I’m returning to Vegas this Friday night, I figured it was only fitting to tell the tale of the first time I went to Las Vegas. It just so happens, the Larry...

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10. 02. 2012

Snow Days 2012

Now that a couple of photos have surfaced, I figured it was a great time to tell the story of my snow days this year. On the first day, we had the brilliant...

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06. 02. 2012
lesbians beer bonging

Super Bowl Sunday Funday

There are no words. My super bowl hangover is still super present if that gives you any idea. I woke up bright and early at 10am on Sunday, which, considering I went out...

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23. 01. 2012
Kim Wetter in a lobster bib

Singed Eyebrows and Fake Vegas

My weekend almost destroyed me. I. am. exhausted. Friday was my last day at work, so, naturally, my coworkers took me out to happy hour at 3pm. I’ve been to a fair amount...

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