03. 04. 2012
milkshake scene from DEBS

A Week of Dating

As you might know, I joined OKCupid a while back. I had pretty much given up on it a couple weeks ago when I finally found a girl that I thought was attractive...

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19. 03. 2012

What not to Wear

Last night, I had a dream that I was a club promoter in Miami. I wandered the beaches, looking for girls to come to my clubs. This would never, in a million years,...

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14. 03. 2012
teenage mutant ninja turtles hat 1 year ago

Turtles and Rangers and Gay Women

So I went on a date last night (yes, it was great. no, I’m not going to write about it so don’t get your panties in a bunch) and a weird question came...

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12. 03. 2012
pimp cup

Steak and Eggs! Steak and Eggs! Steak and Eggs!

I went to Whistler this weekend. Not to ski or snowboard – don’t be ridiculous. I went to spend two days in a condo with 11 of my closest friends. Now, let’s be...

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01. 03. 2012
My Sweet Back Burn

I’m Visually Obliviously

I’ve started tanning. Not regularly and I don’t look like Snooki but something called “Groupon” convinced me to buy a month’s worth of tanning. Since Eric was off to Belize soon, I figured...

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22. 02. 2012
Kim Wetter Gay as Shit

Online Dating and Failed Lesbianism

I recently decided to start dating again. And by dating, I mean the foreign and elusive concept of dating. I do not mean a relationship because that is waaaaaay down the line for...

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21. 02. 2012
Kim Wetter in a little black dress

Viva Las Vegas

I’ve been to Vegas 4 times now and I should stress my golden rule: never stay more than two nights. Vegas is a marathon, not a sprint and most reasonable human beings (yes,...

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12. 02. 2012
me and larry in vegas

Las Vegas Larry

Since I’m returning to Vegas this Friday night, I figured it was only fitting to tell the tale of the first time I went to Las Vegas. It just so happens, the Larry...

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10. 02. 2012

Snow Days 2012

Now that a couple of photos have surfaced, I figured it was a great time to tell the story of my snow days this year. On the first day, we had the brilliant...

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06. 02. 2012
lesbians beer bonging

Super Bowl Sunday Funday

There are no words. My super bowl hangover is still super present if that gives you any idea. I woke up bright and early at 10am on Sunday, which, considering I went out...

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