23. 03. 2012
kim wetter with a fake tattoo

7 Lessons Learned in a Year

I’ll be honest and say this time last year was the start to the hardest time in my life. Noting that a full year has passed is liberating in a way, but it...

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22. 03. 2012
red solo in hand

Sick at all the Wrong Moments

I have sleeping problems. We’ve established that. They normally come when I’m stressed out about something or unhappy but you can pretty much always put a finger on the thought that keeps me...

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19. 03. 2012

What not to Wear

Last night, I had a dream that I was a club promoter in Miami. I wandered the beaches, looking for girls to come to my clubs. This would never, in a million years,...

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15. 03. 2012
our kelly clarkson poster

My Kelly Clarkson Obsession

I am obsessed with Kelly Clarkson. I have two posters of her hung in my room. “Behind these Hazel Eyes” was my ringtone sophomore year of college and anyone who lived around me...

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14. 03. 2012
teenage mutant ninja turtles hat 1 year ago

Turtles and Rangers and Gay Women

So I went on a date last night (yes, it was great. no, I’m not going to write about it so don’t get your panties in a bunch) and a weird question came...

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12. 03. 2012
pimp cup

Steak and Eggs! Steak and Eggs! Steak and Eggs!

I went to Whistler this weekend. Not to ski or snowboard – don’t be ridiculous. I went to spend two days in a condo with 11 of my closest friends. Now, let’s be...

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07. 03. 2012
the Colts sadness

The Colts Broke my Heart

I’m not a crier. I rarely cry over anything. This morning, as I watched Jim Irsay announce the end of Peyton Manning’s career as an Indianapolis Colt, I couldn’t help but tear up....

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06. 03. 2012
profile edits

Idiots Read my Blog

For those of you who actually read my blog when it’s not posted on Facebook, this is a post for you (I think there are 5 of you and no, the title does...

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01. 03. 2012
My Sweet Back Burn

I’m Visually Obliviously

I’ve started tanning. Not regularly and I don’t look like Snooki but something called “Groupon” convinced me to buy a month’s worth of tanning. Since Eric was off to Belize soon, I figured...

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22. 02. 2012
Kim Wetter Gay as Shit

Online Dating and Failed Lesbianism

I recently decided to start dating again. And by dating, I mean the foreign and elusive concept of dating. I do not mean a relationship because that is waaaaaay down the line for...

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