08. 08. 2013

My Uber Christian Ex-Boyfriend

Writing that post about how I’m a competitive asshole reminded me of my uber Christian ex-boyfriend. We dated on and off in the 8th and 9th grade for about a year, making him...

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30. 07. 2013
The Deathly Hallows

I’m a Competitive Asshole

Anyone who has ever played Beirut with me knows that I talk a lot of shit. The basic concept is that I’m awesome and you’re crap. It’s pretty simple and evidently, quite irritating....

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30. 07. 2013
all day drinking

Being Friends with the Bartender is Harder than You’d Think

Two Saturdays ago started completely normal. I woke up and had a daiquiri at a Mexican restaurant and then immediately went wine tasting in Woodinville. Totally normal. Clearly, my day was off to...

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09. 07. 2013

Three Strikes and I’m Out

Yesterday, I posted a “Wordless Wednesday” photo from this last Saturday. As some of you might have guessed, it’s pretty clear I was striking out hard with a girl I was hitting on...

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09. 07. 2013

Wordless Wednesday: Weekend Photo

I’m at a marketing conference this week called MozCon (which I also attended last year and swiftly offended the head of the company behind it by writing this) and although I swear I’m...

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25. 06. 2013
Love is Love

A Very, Very Long Engagement

Can you feel it? That tension—a potent mix of fear and hope—in the air this week as the country awaits the Supreme Court’s ruling in two cases that will decide whether gays and...

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20. 06. 2013
punch bowl of booze

Free UberX Week =’s Adventures

For those of you that don’t know, there is this service called Uber. Initially, it started out as a black car service. You download the Uber app, request pickup, a cab arrives and...

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19. 06. 2013
massive mango

Mexico or that Time I Scared the Closeted Girl

I haven’t updated in a while so just imagine this as a couple of posts all in one (also known as: it’s really long). As some of you know, I went to Mexico...

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14. 05. 2013
The Thirst Games Poster

The Thirst Games

Hold onto your butts ladies and gentlemen because this will be a long blog post! One day, Groupon posted a deal for an “Eco-Friendly Party Bus.” It was a really good deal, so...

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02. 05. 2013
Last Cherry

The Last Cherry Ever

Cherry, for many of you that don’t know, is a lesbian dance party that happens in Seattle once a month. They throw it at an all-cash bar called ReBar and it takes place...

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