24. 01. 2013
hella firebire

Goodbye, Fireball!

Today is a sad day. Today, I am giving up Fireball. What’s Fireball, you might ask? It’s heaven. Pure heaven in liquid alcohol form. Fireball is a cinnamon whiskey craze that has swept...

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17. 01. 2013
Ke$ha pose pre Gaga

My Life is a Party

Some of you read this blog and might be thinking, “Is your life just one big party?” Conversely, some of you might be thinking “No wonder why you’re single” or “God this all...

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09. 01. 2013
Dawson Leery

I Just Realized Something about Myself

Something dawned on me recently and it was a very difficult discovery: I’m such a Dawson. For those of you completely uninterested in Dawson’s Creek or my obsession thereof, no worries, you won’t...

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03. 01. 2013

Lesbian Lingerie

I have been having some difficulty writing as of late. I’m not a huge fan of the holidays and when I don’t feel chipper, I don’t want to write blog posts. So, I...

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27. 12. 2012
Emily and Janine and Hogwarts

The Wizarding World of Harry Potter

I wrote about my plane ride home from Orlando but I never wrote about my time there. My dad, sister and niece go every year and they have invited me along these past...

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28. 11. 2012

I Scarred my Niece for Life

Every year my dad and sister take my niece to Disney World. A couple years ago, they started inviting me to come along with them. Last year, my niece was seven. Let me...

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27. 11. 2012

The Story of the Mystery Underwear

Someone is going to kill me for writing this down but it’s time for a funny story, don’t you think? I was dating this girl a while back. We weren’t exclusive and we...

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20. 11. 2012

My Plane Ride with Jesus

For those of you that know me, it might not be very surprising that I have trouble ignoring strangers that talk to me. On my flight home, which was a five hour flight,...

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08. 11. 2012
Capitol Hill Obama Dance Party

Obama, Referendum 74 and This Big Ass Smile on my Face

Yesterday I was so happy, it was almost criminal. Absolutely nothing could get me down. Obama had been reelected and Referendum 74 officially passed. I have always been a cynic (which leads to...

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01. 11. 2012

I Miss my Spirit Animal

I have this friend. Or I had this friend. I’m not really sure at the moment. Currently this friend doesn’t want to talk to me, or anyone really. Somehow she got it into...

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