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A NEW START!<\/p><\/div>\n
Dating<\/h4>\n
First, if you can’t already tell, the girl from Blacked Out Kim Has Moves<\/a> and I have officially parted ways after 4 years of dating and 3 years of living together. Let me say, it’s not fun untangling your life from someone else’s. Out of respect for her privacy, I won’t dig into the details here but I will say that I’m happy with the decision in the end. We were yin and yang, but not in a good (read: passionate) way.<\/p>\n The best thing that has come out of this so far is that I can write again. I had stopped blogging because it made her uncomfortable to read about my crazy life antics, of which, I still have lots to share. And, lezbehonest I didn’t make very many crazy memories in the last 4 years that were worth writing to the internet about. Lesbian relationships are hella boring but I did get a dog so you can have plenty of pictures of her!<\/p>\n She reminds me of Dobby the House Elf<\/p><\/div>\n I am skinny again! I have lost 50+ pounds since March. Don’t worry, I didn’t do it on purpose or even work out. Who works out? Nope, I did what I did before<\/a> and went and got myself another auto-immune disease!<\/p>\n I’m still figuring out how to live with Lymphocytic Colitis. But, if you are curious, no, I can’t really drink with two auto-immune diseases. When I do, it’s always tequila.<\/p>\n I can’t!<\/p><\/div>\n I work in the marijuana industry now! That’s right, screw television, I’m gunning for that weed money! One day, I will meet Snoop Dogg. I have already smoked a joint with Seth Rogen so I’m on my way to clearing my “People I want to smoke with” laminated list. One day…<\/p>\n Crappy photo but the Premiere of the Disaster Artist, aka the night I smoked with Seth Rogen<\/p><\/div>\n I’m about to tear up Seattle as I have a new job, new “hot” body, new relationship status, and a new stomach disease to boot! If I was Regina George, y’all would be doing an awful job of taking me down.<\/p>\n Now I need an Army of Skanks!<\/p><\/div>\n Things to look out for in the coming weeks:<\/p>\n 1. None of my clothes currently fit me so I will need to eventually go shopping. I will find a way to turn this into a makeover show somehow. You won’t be hearing stories of my illness. Unless you like stories about poop – then you can hit me up in my DMs!<\/p>\n DINO DNA!<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Hello world, welcome me back! After a brief hiatus in couple-dom, I am back and am ready to serve up all the juicy updates. For those of you that actually clicked on the link and are here, I assume you want a quick rundown of what happened in the last four years. So here it […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":1610,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"spay_email":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[327,496,526,537,628],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kimwetter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/anustart-arresteddevelopment.jpg?fit=650%2C355&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1603"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1603"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1603\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1610"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![\"Panda](\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/kimwetter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/Image-from-iOS-2-300x300.jpg?resize=300%2C300\")
<\/a>Health<\/h4>\n
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Job<\/h4>\n
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The Long and the Short<\/h4>\n
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\n2. I have rejoined OKCupid and Tinder. Can’t wait to share the shit that happens on those dates.
\n3. I will probably rant and rave about New Seattle (too real, iZombie, too real) and politics in general<\/a>. What a shitshow these last couple years without me have been, huh?<\/p>\n![\"That](\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/thumbs.gfycat.com\/MildFoolishBackswimmer-size_restricted.gif?resize=455%2C250&ssl=1\")