{"id":43,"date":"2011-12-01T20:47:02","date_gmt":"2011-12-01T20:47:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sprouts.kimwetter.com\/?p=43"},"modified":"2011-12-01T20:47:02","modified_gmt":"2011-12-01T20:47:02","slug":"the-origins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/?p=43","title":{"rendered":"THE ORIGINS OF THE ORIGINS OF WINNING"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_11\" style=\"width: 547px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/sprouts.kimwetter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/back-burn.png\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-11\" title=\"Back Burn\" src=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/sprouts.kimwetter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/back-burn.png?resize=537%2C411\" alt=\"My Sweet Back Burn\" width=\"537\" height=\"411\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/kimwetter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/back-burn.png?w=537&amp;ssl=1 537w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/kimwetter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/back-burn.png?resize=300%2C230&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 537px) 100vw, 537px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-11\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Hurts so Good<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Seeing as this is my first post ever, let me work out the conversation that you, the reader, and I would have if we ever met.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>You: What is this?<\/p>\n<p>Me: This is my blog.<\/p>\n<p>You: What&#8217;s it about?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Me, mostly, but you will probably hear a lot about Harry Potter, Kelly Clarkson, Titanic, and all things Jordana Brewster.<\/p>\n<p>You: Why would I want to read that?<\/p>\n<p>Me: I don&#8217;t know. Why&#8217;d you come to my blog in the first place?<\/p>\n<p>You: I heard you tell some ridiculous stories.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Yes, I do. This shit happens.<\/p>\n<p>You: What shit?<\/p>\n<p>Me: I guess you&#8217;ll have to stick around and find out.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure 90% of my stories are too inappropriate (for the people involved) to go online but I&#8217;ll find a way to work that out. So there you have it. I&#8217;m a self-obsessed 25 year old from Seattle who&#8217;s about to rock your world. Prepare.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seeing as this is my first post ever, let me work out the conversation that you, the reader, and I would have if we ever met. &nbsp; You: What is this? Me: This is my blog. You: What&#8217;s it about? Me: Me, mostly, but you will probably hear a lot about Harry Potter, Kelly Clarkson, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":11,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"spay_email":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[248,284,296,308,678,694],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/kimwetter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/back-burn.png?fit=537%2C411&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=43"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/11"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=43"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=43"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=43"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}