{"id":434,"date":"2012-04-12T10:52:24","date_gmt":"2012-04-12T17:52:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kimwetter.com\/?p=434"},"modified":"2012-04-12T10:52:24","modified_gmt":"2012-04-12T17:52:24","slug":"burning-ram","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/?p=434","title":{"rendered":"Burning Ram"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"Burning<\/a>

Heaven as photographed by MuuMuu<\/p><\/div>\n

Burning Ram was heaven.<\/p>\n

If you’ve never stuffed 20+ of your closest friends in a cabin out in the middle of nowhere for a weekend in celebration of 5 birthdays, you are missing out.<\/p>\n

Sure, you might end up sleeping on the floor or in cramped quarters, but it’s all worth it.<\/p>\n

Fireball was aplenty. A friend drove up from Eugene to surprise me. And since I’m not the best with birthdays and presents<\/a>, the effort people made to come spend time with me was worth a million presents.<\/p>\n

Friday was notable because of temporary tattoos. A friend gave me a present of a ton of temporary tats. And I LOVE temporary tats. Of course I attempted to give myself a sleeve, gave everyone who would take one a tramp stamp and got a super sweet band on my left arm. I was looking legit. We all were.<\/p>\n

The next day, some people had to leave and more shuffled in. It was a glorious sunny day on the beach. We had clams dug by the morning risers (not me). We drank and we were merry. Gay<\/a>, you could say.<\/p>\n

\"freedom<\/a>

FREEDOM in Heaven as photographed by MuuMuu<\/p><\/div>\n

Boys started taking off their shirts and I started getting jealous. No joke, I love being shirtless. I still remember the day my mom pulled me aside as a child and told me I couldn’t run around outside without my shirt on<\/a> anymore. I loved it that much.<\/p>\n

Luckily, I had brought my bathing suit top with me. Same same.<\/p>\n

I was looking awesome shirtless with tats everywhere so we decided to up the ante and give me cornrows. Obviously, I was drunk, but I think cornrows are a good idea when I’m sober too!<\/p>\n

I had to be given a placebo drink by a friend though, just in case. He gave me “Gatorade and vodka” minus the vodka.<\/p>\n

This sobered me up enough to realize I should slow my roll. That is a perfect time to put on a backpack I call Freedom. I fill Freedom with booze and then walk him around and demand people partake in Freedom.<\/p>\n

You can’t say no to Freedom<\/a>. It’d be un-American.<\/p>\n

\"a<\/a>

See its horns?<\/p><\/div>\n

Plus, it is a great way to spend time sobering up, while also getting others drunker.<\/p>\n

We built a Ram in the fire pit and burned it down. Glory was had.<\/p>\n

The next day, a couple of us took our time getting back. We ate clams and oysters and had fun in the sun.<\/p>\n

I was sick for three days<\/a> upon my return. Looks like Burning Ram was too much for my immune system. But it was totally worth it.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Burning Ram was heaven. If you’ve never stuffed 20+ of your closest friends in a cabin out in the middle of nowhere for a weekend in celebration of 5 birthdays, you are missing out. Sure, you might end up sleeping on the floor or in cramped quarters, but it’s all worth it. Fireball was aplenty. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":435,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"spay_email":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[51,75,152,206,254,333,351,473,537],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/kimwetter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/seabeck-washington.jpg?fit=960%2C960&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/434"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=434"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/434\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/435"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}