{"id":978,"date":"2013-02-11T10:52:43","date_gmt":"2013-02-11T18:52:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kimwetter.com\/?p=978"},"modified":"2013-02-11T10:52:43","modified_gmt":"2013-02-11T18:52:43","slug":"whos-winning-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/?p=978","title":{"rendered":"Who&#8217;s Winning 2013?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\tRemember that one time Kelly Clarkson got snubbed for &#8220;Best Pop Vocal\u00a0Album&#8221; back <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Grammy_Award_for_Best_Pop_Vocal_Album\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">in 2010<\/a>. Instead, the award went to the Black Eyed Peas, who actually had the <em>least<\/em> amount of vocals on any pop album&#8230; ever. Luckily, last night, the Grammy&#8217;s came to their senses and gave Kelly the big award. This leads me to conclude that Kelly Clarkson is having the best 2013 ever.<\/p>\n<p>First, she was photo bombed by Hillary&#8217;s husband, Bill Clinton.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_979\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/kimwetter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/bill-clinton-photobomb.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-979\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-979\" alt=\"Oh heeeeey Mr. Clinton\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kimwetter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/bill-clinton-photobomb-300x225.jpg?resize=300%2C225\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/kimwetter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/bill-clinton-photobomb.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/kimwetter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/bill-clinton-photobomb.jpg?w=620&amp;ssl=1 620w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-979\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Oh heeeeey Mr. Clinton<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Then, she blew everyone away at the inauguration. You might have overlooked this brilliance because of Beyoncegate, but don&#8217;t worry, you have time to watch now.<br \/>\n<object id=\"flashObj\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\" bgcolor=\"#FFFFFF\"><param name=\"flashVars\" value=\"videoId=2109529095001&amp;playerID=1617960918001&amp;playerKey=AQ~~,AAAAE_NrUDk~,9UfhLajbcOm1gdrvheKsJAQjwgXs2kjO&amp;domain=embed&amp;dynamicStreaming=true\" \/><param name=\"base\" value=\"http:\/\/admin.brightcove.com\" \/><param name=\"seamlesstabbing\" value=\"false\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"swLiveConnect\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/c.brightcove.com\/services\/viewer\/federated_f9?isVid=1&amp;isUI=1\" \/><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"videoId=2109529095001&amp;playerID=1617960918001&amp;playerKey=AQ~~,AAAAE_NrUDk~,9UfhLajbcOm1gdrvheKsJAQjwgXs2kjO&amp;domain=embed&amp;dynamicStreaming=true\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"swliveconnect\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"pluginspage\" value=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/shockwave\/download\/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash\" \/><\/object><br \/>\nI was then tempted to spent five dollars on a People magazine with Kelly on the cover.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_980\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/kimwetter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/people-magazine.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-980\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-980\" alt=\"I had to buy it\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/kimwetter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/people-magazine.jpg?resize=300%2C400\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/kimwetter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/people-magazine.jpg?w=300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/kimwetter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/people-magazine.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-980\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">I had to buy it<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Next, Kelly learns the joys of photobombing and sneaks in a photo of Ellen and Portia. They are the only way to one-up a Clinton.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_981\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kimwetter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Kelly-Clarkson-Photobomb-Grammys.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-981\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-981\" alt=\"My three favorite people in the world\" src=\"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/kimwetter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Kelly-Clarkson-Photobomb-Grammys-300x168.jpg?resize=300%2C168\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-981\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">My three favorite people in the world<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Finally, she took home the big award. She was funny, gracious and absolutely beautiful. They should keep giving her awards so that she keeps making speeches like these.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/SKEkdWvWv8k?rel=0\" height=\"360\" width=\"640\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t tell who&#8217;s more awkwardly fabulous: Kelly or <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/U6CX5K\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Jennifer Lawrence<\/a>, who would have also been in the running for best 2013. Also in the running:<\/p>\n<p>Beyonce&#8217;s Muscles (see <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/WUGbrB\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">here<\/a>)<br \/>\nPope Benedict XVI (I think he gets to have sex once <a href=\"http:\/\/huff.to\/11BR3Av\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">he resigns<\/a>!)<br \/>\nWashington state (Did you hear <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/YmpUtM\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">gay marriage<\/a> and pot are legal?)<br \/>\nZach Galifianakis (<a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/VbrPnu\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">He&#8217;s back and better than ever<\/a>)<br \/>\nKaty Perry&#8217;s boobs (Even <a href=\"http:\/\/usm.ag\/Y54cd0\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Ellen thinks so<\/a>)<br \/>\nThe Postal Service (<a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/VbrVLL\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Reunion, say whaaaaat?<\/a>)<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/156GJPY\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">This dog<\/a><\/p>\n<p>As 2013 progresses, I&#8217;ll try to update you with who&#8217;s winning.\t\t<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember that one time Kelly Clarkson got snubbed for &#8220;Best Pop Vocal\u00a0Album&#8221; back in 2010. Instead, the award went to the Black Eyed Peas, who actually had the least amount of vocals on any pop album&#8230; ever. Luckily, last night, the Grammy&#8217;s came to their senses and gave Kelly the big award. This leads me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":981,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"spay_email":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[6,48,308,406,468,477,657],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/kimwetter.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Kelly-Clarkson-Photobomb-Grammys.jpg?fit=950%2C534&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=978"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/978\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/981"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kimwetter.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}