Hurts so Good
Seeing as this is my first post ever, let me work out the conversation that you, the reader, and I would have if we ever met.
You: What is this?
Me: This is my blog.
You: What’s it about?
Me: Me, mostly, but you will probably hear a lot about Harry Potter, Kelly Clarkson, Titanic, and all things Jordana Brewster.
You: Why would I want to read that?
Me: I don’t know. Why’d you come to my blog in the first place?
You: I heard you tell some ridiculous stories.
Me: Yes, I do. This shit happens.
You: What shit?
Me: I guess you’ll have to stick around and find out.
I’m sure 90% of my stories are too inappropriate (for the people involved) to go online but I’ll find a way to work that out. So there you have it. I’m a self-obsessed 25 year old from Seattle who’s about to rock your world. Prepare.
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Wow great post! Very informing!
ARe you lonely for love!
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I like the way Actual Human thinks. Very informing. Very definitely an actual human. And Kim, you ARE lonely for love...
oh my. i love this comment. plz more, actual human. MORE!!!