My Life is Not a Movie

4 years ago
Kim

I know saying my life is not a movie seems rather obvious. Of course it’s not. However, that thought has…

Mortality and My Sense of Self

I'd been thinking a lot about myself and my legacy and finally, in July of this year, I had top…

4 years ago

A Breakup Letter to Dating

Dear Dating, You were awful. All of the apps dedicated to your existence are exhausting. I’ll admit, I was once…

6 years ago

Deal Breakers, Ladies

It's hard to imagine what we're looking for when we start dating again. Therefore, I put together a list of…

6 years ago

My first Adventure into the Pynk

Only a couple months separated the first time I had sex with a man and the first time I had…

6 years ago

Goodbye Virginity, Hello World

Although I'm super gay, I did actually lose my virginity to a man. He was my high school crush even…

6 years ago

Let’s Talk About Sex

Come kids and listen to a tale about how Kim Wetter managed to stay a virgin until after college.

6 years ago

How (not?) to Heckle

It’s not surprising to say that I’m a competitive person. It’s obvious if you’ve ever played a drinking game against…

6 years ago

My Straight Girl Crush

I’ve crushed hard and often in my life. And unfortunately, probably too many have been straight girls. But there was…

6 years ago

Love Letter Fail

I presume some of you come here only to witness my epic fails in dating. Therefore, I’ve decided to T…

6 years ago

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