Also, I do shit like this
I went to a wedding in San Francisco this weekend. Of course, being involved in wedding festivities always makes people think a lot about their own wedding. I’ve never given much thought to my wedding. I wasn’t one of those girls who dreamed up every detail and then made a super weird, large scrapbook about it. Shocking, I know.
Also, almost every single person there was in a committed relationship.
So, since I wasn’t thinking about my wedding details (seriously, some one asked me and I just responded “Not a clue.”) and we all know a wedding is waaaaaaaaaaaaaay down the line for me, we took a large step back and just discussed what it would be like to date me. As with any good question, we decided to make a pros and cons list. Here it is for you today – completely unedited (Although I am listing the cons first so that the last thing you read / remember will be how awesome I am. I’m cheating, I know.):
| Cons | Pros |
| Drinks a lot (borderline alcoholic) | Smart |
| Cocky | Good Job |
| No interest in self-improvement | Funny |
| Very busy schedule | Cute |
| Bad taste in people | Great in Bed |
| Uncompromising | Harry Potter fan |
| Somewhat douchey | Very nice (especially to my significant other) |
| Lacks volume control | Difficult to offend |
| Bad at keeping secrets | A “Giver” |
| Easy Going | |
| A healthy appreciation of jorts |
Feel free to add anything I missed in the comments below.
Also, all you fine, single ladies out there that think it’d be a good idea to date me – take some time looking at this list. If you’re still interested, feel free to comment below 😉
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Pro--Great drinking game partner/participator/inventor
Con--may get you extremely drunk (or is that a pro...?)
If I swang your way, you know I'd tots be down pretty lady!
Love love
Pro: Kimmy is an athlete; she plays urban golf very, very well.
It's been said already about drinking games, but she is really quite talented at Century Club.
"lacks volume control" is a pro, kim. that is a pro.
Pro: Works as a heat blanket as well as a human being. Even in such conditions from the movie "The Thing".