Sick at all the Wrong Moments

I have sleeping problems. We’ve established that. They normally come when I’m stressed out about something or unhappy but you…

13 years ago

What not to Wear

Last night, I had a dream that I was a club promoter in Miami. I wandered the beaches, looking for…

13 years ago

My Kelly Clarkson Obsession

I am obsessed with Kelly Clarkson. I have two posters of her hung in my room. “Behind these Hazel Eyes”…

13 years ago

Turtles and Rangers and Gay Women

So I went on a date last night (yes, it was great. no, I’m not going to write about it…

13 years ago

Steak and Eggs! Steak and Eggs! Steak and Eggs!

I went to Whistler this weekend. Not to ski or snowboard – don’t be ridiculous. I went to spend two…

13 years ago

The Colts Broke my Heart

I’m not a crier. I rarely cry over anything. This morning, as I watched Jim Irsay announce the end of…

13 years ago

Idiots Read my Blog

For those of you who actually read my blog when it’s not posted on Facebook, this is a post for…

13 years ago

I’m Visually Obliviously

I’ve started tanning. Not regularly and I don’t look like Snooki but something called “Groupon” convinced me to buy a…

13 years ago

Online Dating and Failed Lesbianism

I recently decided to start dating again. And by dating, I mean the foreign and elusive concept of dating. I…

13 years ago

Viva Las Vegas

I’ve been to Vegas 4 times now and I should stress my golden rule: never stay more than two nights.…

13 years ago

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