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I’m a Competitive Asshole

Anyone who has ever played Beirut with me knows that I talk a lot of shit. The basic concept is…

11 years ago

Trivia is a Dangerous Game When you Play like This

On Super Bowl Sunday, I turned to the large group of people gathered around and simply asked if anyone would…

12 years ago

My Lesbian Superpowers Epicly Fail at Softball

I joined a softball team. Correction: I was signed up for a softball team. That’s right, I wasn’t even asked.…

12 years ago

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