Seeing as this is my first post ever, let me work out the conversation that you, the reader, and I would have if we ever met.

 

You: What is this?

Me: This is my blog.

You: What’s it about?

Me: Me, mostly, but you will probably hear a lot about Harry Potter, Kelly Clarkson, Titanic, and all things Jordana Brewster.

You: Why would I want to read that?

Me: I don’t know. Why’d you come to my blog in the first place?

You: I heard you tell some ridiculous stories.

Me: Yes, I do. This shit happens.

You: What shit?

Me: I guess you’ll have to stick around and find out.

 

I’m sure 90% of my stories are too inappropriate (for the people involved) to go online but I’ll find a way to work that out. So there you have it. I’m a self-obsessed 25 year old from Seattle who’s about to rock your world. Prepare.