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Lesbian Blue Balls

I have a lot of dating mishaps. I think I do a fairly good job of never talking down about…

10 years ago

Sasquatch 2014

Most Girls dancing at Sasquatch   Me Dancing at Sasquatch         Normal Campsites Our Sasquatch Campsite    …

10 years ago

Blacked out Kim has Moves

A couple weeks ago, I had one of those long days of drinking. (Hey, it happens.) My day started early…

11 years ago

10 Simple Ways You Know You’re Single

I decided that I would try a little something different today. Instead of writing a story about my epic dating…

11 years ago

I Almost Hooked up with a Homeless Girl

Saturday was another one of those days where I had bottomless mimosas in the morning and then went to the…

11 years ago

Drunk, Wet, and no Kelly Clarkson

Wetter was not better in this particular situation. I haven’t been this sad or disappointed in quite a while. Let…

11 years ago

Freshman Year of College Me: The Make Out Slut

We recently had a “College” themed party where we asked everyone to show up looking as they would have looked…

11 years ago

Blacking Out in New York City

My friend Derek did a guest post about a year back about his visit to New York. At the time,…

11 years ago

My Uber Christian Ex-Boyfriend

Writing that post about how I’m a competitive asshole reminded me of my uber Christian ex-boyfriend. We dated on and…

11 years ago

I’m a Competitive Asshole

Anyone who has ever played Beirut with me knows that I talk a lot of shit. The basic concept is…

11 years ago

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