Epic Date Failure

So, I’ve told some stories about how I got stood up or how I accidentally scheduled a date with a…

11 years ago

Washington State Can do Way Better than Washington DC

If you’re like me, you’re completely disheartened by the government shutdown. We’re told that this is the greatest country in…

11 years ago

Drunk, Wet, and no Kelly Clarkson

Wetter was not better in this particular situation. I haven’t been this sad or disappointed in quite a while. Let…

11 years ago

Freshman Year of College Me: The Make Out Slut

We recently had a “College” themed party where we asked everyone to show up looking as they would have looked…

11 years ago

The Butterfly Effect

No, I’m not talking about that terrible Ashton Kutcher movie nor the phenomenon that it’s about. I’m talking about love…

11 years ago

Blacking Out in New York City

My friend Derek did a guest post about a year back about his visit to New York. At the time,…

11 years ago

My Coming Out Story

Whenever people find out I’m gay, they almost always want to know how I “came out.” It’s one of those…

11 years ago

My Uber Christian Ex-Boyfriend

Writing that post about how I’m a competitive asshole reminded me of my uber Christian ex-boyfriend. We dated on and…

11 years ago

I’m a Competitive Asshole

Anyone who has ever played Beirut with me knows that I talk a lot of shit. The basic concept is…

11 years ago

Being Friends with the Bartender is Harder than You’d Think

Two Saturdays ago started completely normal. I woke up and had a daiquiri at a Mexican restaurant and then immediately…

11 years ago

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