Lesbian Blue Balls
I have a lot of dating mishaps. I think I do a fairly good job of never talking down about the other girl. At least I try. I think it’s really easy to...
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Sasquatch 2014
Most Girls dancing at Sasquatch Me Dancing at Sasquatch Normal Campsites Our Sasquatch Campsite Overall, the trip was amazing. Good friends, good music and good fun. Totally...
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Blacked out Kim has Moves
A couple weeks ago, I had one of those long days of drinking. (Hey, it happens.) My day started early and terribly. A girl I had been seeing and genuinely liked quite a...
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10 Simple Ways You Know You’re Single
I decided that I would try a little something different today. Instead of writing a story about my epic dating failures, I figured I’d write a list. So here it is: 10 simple...
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I Almost Hooked up with a Homeless Girl
Saturday was another one of those days where I had bottomless mimosas in the morning and then went to the zoo with more champagne in the afternoon. We followed that up with the...
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Drunk, Wet, and no Kelly Clarkson
Wetter was not better in this particular situation. I haven’t been this sad or disappointed in quite a while. Let me explain. As many of you know, I’m obsessed with Kelly Clarkson. She’s...
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Freshman Year of College Me: The Make Out Slut
We recently had a “College” themed party where we asked everyone to show up looking as they would have looked freshman year of college. The whole party was full of nostalgia and got...
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Blacking Out in New York City
My friend Derek did a guest post about a year back about his visit to New York. At the time, I promised that I would eventually share my own story, as it has...
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My Uber Christian Ex-Boyfriend
Writing that post about how I’m a competitive asshole reminded me of my uber Christian ex-boyfriend. We dated on and off in the 8th and 9th grade for about a year, making him...
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I’m a Competitive Asshole
Anyone who has ever played Beirut with me knows that I talk a lot of shit. The basic concept is that I’m awesome and you’re crap. It’s pretty simple and evidently, quite irritating....
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