Epic Date Failure
So, I’ve told some stories about how I got stood up or how I accidentally scheduled a date with a mute girl without realizing it or how I hit on three girls in two...
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Washington State Can do Way Better than Washington DC
If you’re like me, you’re completely disheartened by the government shutdown. We’re told that this is the greatest country in the world and a lot of people are quickly realizing that we’re actually...
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Drunk, Wet, and no Kelly Clarkson
Wetter was not better in this particular situation. I haven’t been this sad or disappointed in quite a while. Let me explain. As many of you know, I’m obsessed with Kelly Clarkson. She’s...
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