Epic Date Failure
So, I’ve told some stories about how I got stood up or how I accidentally scheduled a date with a mute girl without realizing it or how I hit on three girls in two...
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Washington State Can do Way Better than Washington DC
If you’re like me, you’re completely disheartened by the government shutdown. We’re told that this is the greatest country in the world and a lot of people are quickly realizing that we’re actually...
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Drunk, Wet, and no Kelly Clarkson
Wetter was not better in this particular situation. I haven’t been this sad or disappointed in quite a while. Let me explain. As many of you know, I’m obsessed with Kelly Clarkson. She’s...
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Freshman Year of College Me: The Make Out Slut
We recently had a “College” themed party where we asked everyone to show up looking as they would have looked freshman year of college. The whole party was full of nostalgia and got...
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The Butterfly Effect
No, I’m not talking about that terrible Ashton Kutcher movie nor the phenomenon that it’s about. I’m talking about love (go figure, right?). It’s that moment when you first meet someone, or first...
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Blacking Out in New York City
My friend Derek did a guest post about a year back about his visit to New York. At the time, I promised that I would eventually share my own story, as it has...
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My Coming Out Story
Whenever people find out I’m gay, they almost always want to know how I “came out.” It’s one of those inevitable questions that you know you’re going to get and, at this point,...
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My Uber Christian Ex-Boyfriend
Writing that post about how I’m a competitive asshole reminded me of my uber Christian ex-boyfriend. We dated on and off in the 8th and 9th grade for about a year, making him...
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I’m a Competitive Asshole
Anyone who has ever played Beirut with me knows that I talk a lot of shit. The basic concept is that I’m awesome and you’re crap. It’s pretty simple and evidently, quite irritating....
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Being Friends with the Bartender is Harder than You’d Think
Two Saturdays ago started completely normal. I woke up and had a daiquiri at a Mexican restaurant and then immediately went wine tasting in Woodinville. Totally normal. Clearly, my day was off to...
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