Goodbye, Fireball!
Today is a sad day. Today, I am giving up Fireball. What’s Fireball, you might ask? It’s heaven. Pure heaven in liquid alcohol form. Fireball is a cinnamon whiskey craze that has swept...
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My Life is a Party
Some of you read this blog and might be thinking, “Is your life just one big party?” Conversely, some of you might be thinking “No wonder why you’re single” or “God this all...
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Lesbian Lingerie
I have been having some difficulty writing as of late. I’m not a huge fan of the holidays and when I don’t feel chipper, I don’t want to write blog posts. So, I...
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I Scarred my Niece for Life
Every year my dad and sister take my niece to Disney World. A couple years ago, they started inviting me to come along with them. Last year, my niece was seven. Let me...
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The Story of the Mystery Underwear
Someone is going to kill me for writing this down but it’s time for a funny story, don’t you think? I was dating this girl a while back. We weren’t exclusive and we...
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Scientology and my Trip to LA
My senior year of college was sent doing an independent study where I co-wrote, directed, and produced a television pilot with a partner named Ben. We spent hours upon hours upon hours working...
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I Applied to the Anderson Cooper Show
I applied to the Anderson Cooper show to compete for the ultimate Dawson’s Creek fan prize, just after my Pacey vs Dawson article was written. Now why is Anderson Cooper doing something for...
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Behold, the Tale of the Cougar
I have this tradition where every year, I go out to the Cuff every night before Thanksgiving and dance my ass off. Sure, it’s dangerous because I might have a hangover the next...
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Odd Jobs and Odd Characters
I was one of those lucky kids who never had to have a job through high school. My parents were perfectly fine as long as I got straight A’s. I would pad my...
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My Top 5 Most Awkward Hookups – Part 2
In part two of this series, I give you my top three most awkward hookups of all time. Again, I would like to warn anyone and everyone who thinks this might not be...
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