My Life is Not a Movie
I know saying my life is not a movie seems rather obvious. Of course it’s not. However, that thought has been nearly all I can think of for the last week. You see,...
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A Breakup Letter to Dating
Dear Dating, You were awful. All of the apps dedicated to your existence are exhausting. I’ll admit, I was once swept up in the thrill of swiping through profiles and I’ll even further...
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Deal Breakers, Ladies
It's hard to imagine what we're looking for when we start dating again. Therefore, I put together a list of things I'm NOT looking for to help me out!
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Lesbian Blue Balls
I have a lot of dating mishaps. I think I do a fairly good job of never talking down about the other girl. At least I try. I think it’s really easy to...
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Blacked out Kim has Moves
A couple weeks ago, I had one of those long days of drinking. (Hey, it happens.) My day started early and terribly. A girl I had been seeing and genuinely liked quite a...
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10 Simple Ways You Know You’re Single
I decided that I would try a little something different today. Instead of writing a story about my epic dating failures, I figured I’d write a list. So here it is: 10 simple...
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Epic Date Failure
So, I’ve told some stories about how I got stood up or how I accidentally scheduled a date with a mute girl without realizing it or how I hit on three girls in two...
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Three Strikes and I’m Out
Yesterday, I posted a “Wordless Wednesday” photo from this last Saturday. As some of you might have guessed, it’s pretty clear I was striking out hard with a girl I was hitting on...
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Behold, the Tale of the Cougar
I have this tradition where every year, I go out to the Cuff every night before Thanksgiving and dance my ass off. Sure, it’s dangerous because I might have a hangover the next...
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A Date with a Mute Girl
I struggled with whether or not to write about this for quite some time. Morality or something kept on telling me that it wasn’t right. Luckily, I’m easily peer pressured. So here it...
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