My first Adventure into the Pynk
Only a couple months separated the first time I had sex with a man and the first time I had sex with a woman. Pandora’s box was open, and I was ready to...
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Wordless Wednesday: Weekend Photo
I’m at a marketing conference this week called MozCon (which I also attended last year and swiftly offended the head of the company behind it by writing this) and although I swear I’m...
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Worst Ways to Wake Up
My insomnia is particularly bad as of late, so I decided to just get up out of bed at 3am and finally write another blog post. A friend suggested a topic to me...
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Behold, the Tale of the Cougar
I have this tradition where every year, I go out to the Cuff every night before Thanksgiving and dance my ass off. Sure, it’s dangerous because I might have a hangover the next...
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The Failure of Third Grade Kim
I can pretty much come up for an excuse for anything in my life. Whatever it is, it’s not my fault. In fact, “Not my fault” is probably my most commonly used phrase...
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The Origins of Losing: A Lesson in Humility
I hate losing. Like really, really hate it. If you’ve played me in any sort of game and beat me, you will know, I suck at losing. I’m an ass. I get grumpy....
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Just Try to Escape a “Call Me Maybe” Obsession
If you’ve been around me at all in the past couple months, I’ve probably forced you to listen to the simplistic musical masterpiece known as “Call me Maybe.” For that, I am sincerely...
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