Drunk, Wet, and no Kelly Clarkson
Wetter was not better in this particular situation. I haven’t been this sad or disappointed in quite a while. Let me explain. As many of you know, I’m obsessed with Kelly Clarkson. She’s...
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Goodbye, Fireball!
Today is a sad day. Today, I am giving up Fireball. What’s Fireball, you might ask? It’s heaven. Pure heaven in liquid alcohol form. Fireball is a cinnamon whiskey craze that has swept...
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My Life is a Party
Some of you read this blog and might be thinking, “Is your life just one big party?” Conversely, some of you might be thinking “No wonder why you’re single” or “God this all...
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The Wheatfields Story
I have told this particular story so many times, I figured I should go back to when it actually happened. This is taken from an e-mail I wrote on 1/21/07 titled “Funny Stories.”...
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A Date with a Mute Girl
I struggled with whether or not to write about this for quite some time. Morality or something kept on telling me that it wasn’t right. Luckily, I’m easily peer pressured. So here it...
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Online Dating and Failed Lesbianism
I recently decided to start dating again. And by dating, I mean the foreign and elusive concept of dating. I do not mean a relationship because that is waaaaaay down the line for...
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Singed Eyebrows and Fake Vegas
My weekend almost destroyed me. I. am. exhausted. Friday was my last day at work, so, naturally, my coworkers took me out to happy hour at 3pm. I’ve been to a fair amount...
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I Accidentally Flirted with a Boy (or Two)
This happens a lot less than you might think. A flirt I may be, but with boys I most certainly do not. Let’s go over my last two “oops” moments. The First Boy...
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Walla Walla Weekend
I went to Walla Walla this weekend and the first question I was asked upon my arrival home Sunday night was, “Did you do anything stupid?” Any normal person would be offended by...
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I am Seeing Breaking Dawn Part 1
Why? Look Left. No, but for real, I’ve had a weird obsession with Twilight for some time. I’ve read all four books, I own the first three movies, I used to write...
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