Haters Gonna Hate
I just got off the phone with my Mom and she just assured me that there is no one in the world that doesn’t like me. That’s what Mom’s do. It’s her job...
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Confidence is Magic
I love Lindy West. I think she’s hilarious and does sarcasm in a way no one else can. She wrote an article today about dating. She tried to convince ladies to stop thinking...
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Pro and Con List about Dating Me
I went to a wedding in San Francisco this weekend. Of course, being involved in wedding festivities always makes people think a lot about their own wedding. I’ve never given much thought to...
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Burning Ram
Burning Ram was heaven. If you’ve never stuffed 20+ of your closest friends in a cabin out in the middle of nowhere for a weekend in celebration of 5 birthdays, you are missing...
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My 7 Point Flirtation Method
I will start off by apologizing for anyone I have used this on, regardless of whether or not it worked. I’ll also say that I don’t do this anymore. It was great at...
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A Week of Dating
As you might know, I joined OKCupid a while back. I had pretty much given up on it a couple weeks ago when I finally found a girl that I thought was attractive...
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What not to Wear
Last night, I had a dream that I was a club promoter in Miami. I wandered the beaches, looking for girls to come to my clubs. This would never, in a million years,...
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Turtles and Rangers and Gay Women
So I went on a date last night (yes, it was great. no, I’m not going to write about it so don’t get your panties in a bunch) and a weird question came...
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Steak and Eggs! Steak and Eggs! Steak and Eggs!
I went to Whistler this weekend. Not to ski or snowboard – don’t be ridiculous. I went to spend two days in a condo with 11 of my closest friends. Now, let’s be...
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I’m Visually Obliviously
I’ve started tanning. Not regularly and I don’t look like Snooki but something called “Groupon” convinced me to buy a month’s worth of tanning. Since Eric was off to Belize soon, I figured...
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