Sick at all the Wrong Moments
I have sleeping problems. We’ve established that. They normally come when I’m stressed out about something or unhappy but you can pretty much always put a finger on the thought that keeps me...
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What not to Wear
Last night, I had a dream that I was a club promoter in Miami. I wandered the beaches, looking for girls to come to my clubs. This would never, in a million years,...
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My Kelly Clarkson Obsession
I am obsessed with Kelly Clarkson. I have two posters of her hung in my room. “Behind these Hazel Eyes” was my ringtone sophomore year of college and anyone who lived around me...
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Turtles and Rangers and Gay Women
So I went on a date last night (yes, it was great. no, I’m not going to write about it so don’t get your panties in a bunch) and a weird question came...
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Steak and Eggs! Steak and Eggs! Steak and Eggs!
I went to Whistler this weekend. Not to ski or snowboard – don’t be ridiculous. I went to spend two days in a condo with 11 of my closest friends. Now, let’s be...
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The Colts Broke my Heart
I’m not a crier. I rarely cry over anything. This morning, as I watched Jim Irsay announce the end of Peyton Manning’s career as an Indianapolis Colt, I couldn’t help but tear up....
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Idiots Read my Blog
For those of you who actually read my blog when it’s not posted on Facebook, this is a post for you (I think there are 5 of you and no, the title does...
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I’m Visually Obliviously
I’ve started tanning. Not regularly and I don’t look like Snooki but something called “Groupon” convinced me to buy a month’s worth of tanning. Since Eric was off to Belize soon, I figured...
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Online Dating and Failed Lesbianism
I recently decided to start dating again. And by dating, I mean the foreign and elusive concept of dating. I do not mean a relationship because that is waaaaaay down the line for...
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Viva Las Vegas
I’ve been to Vegas 4 times now and I should stress my golden rule: never stay more than two nights. Vegas is a marathon, not a sprint and most reasonable human beings (yes,...
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