Who’s Winning 2013?
Remember that one time Kelly Clarkson got snubbed for “Best Pop Vocal Album” back in 2010. Instead, the award went to the Black Eyed Peas, who actually had the least amount of vocals on any pop album… ever. Luckily, last night, the Grammy’s came to their senses and gave Kelly the big award. This leads me to conclude that Kelly Clarkson is having the best 2013 ever.
First, she was photo bombed by Hillary’s husband, Bill Clinton.
Oh heeeeey Mr. Clinton
Then, she blew everyone away at the inauguration. You might have overlooked this brilliance because of Beyoncegate, but don’t worry, you have time to watch now.
I was then tempted to spent five dollars on a People magazine with Kelly on the cover.
I had to buy it
Next, Kelly learns the joys of photobombing and sneaks in a photo of Ellen and Portia. They are the only way to one-up a Clinton.
My three favorite people in the world
Finally, she took home the big award. She was funny, gracious and absolutely beautiful. They should keep giving her awards so that she keeps making speeches like these.
I can’t tell who’s more awkwardly fabulous: Kelly or Jennifer Lawrence, who would have also been in the running for best 2013. Also in the running:
Beyonce’s Muscles (see here)
Pope Benedict XVI (I think he gets to have sex once he resigns!)
Washington state (Did you hear gay marriage and pot are legal?)
Zach Galifianakis (He’s back and better than ever)
Katy Perry’s boobs (Even Ellen thinks so)
The Postal Service (Reunion, say whaaaaat?)
This dog
As 2013 progresses, I’ll try to update you with who’s winning.